today the blue jays signed free agent melky cabrera to a two- year deal worth $16 million. and that brings us to friday's top five. no. 5, women's soccer, courtney, scored a couple of goals to beat santa clara, two to one. on to the sweet 16 coming up on sunday. >>> no. 4, a fast one. and he just loses the lakers. man, what a great move over metta world peace! >>> no. 3, a tough dude. curls in for the touchdown. and air force wins. >>> no. 2, argentine, soreno. he got kicked out. he says you know what? boom! i'm gonna leave. >>> here's a skydiver and here's how he crashes a soccer game. yeah. you wanna see this? that player didn't know what was coming. until then. here it is again, as we take you to the break. we'll be right back. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, >>> you need a little dr. phil? he's on david letterman now. >> can't wait! ( ying "late show" theme )